With Six You Get Eggroll

With Six You Get Eggroll is a 1968 family comedy film, about two widowed people who fall in love and marry, unprepared for the hostile reactions of their children.
 * Directed by Howard Morris. Written by R. S. Allen and Gwen Bagni.

Keeping this family together isn't child's play!taglines

Abby McClure

 * Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?


 * [during a raucous party] If this wasn't my house, I'd go home!


 * The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.

Maxine Scott

 * You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

Others

 * Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.


 * Zip: Thou art cool!

Dialogue

 * Jason: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
 * Abby McClure: Go! Get moving!
 * Jake Iverson: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.


 * Cleo Ruskin: [seductively] Want to help with my garden?
 * Jake Iverson: No, Cleo, I think it's real bad luck to go digging around in somebody else's garden.


 * Flip McClure: So my room isn't good enough for you, huh?
 * Stacey Iverson: Nothing about you is good enough for me. This house is so weird!
 * Flip McClure: You know what's wrong with you?
 * Stacey Iverson: What, "Mr." McClure?
 * Flip McClure: You're spoiled rotten, Miss Iverson.


 * Mitch McClure: [They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant] Boy, am I glad you two got married!
 * Abby McClure: You are?
 * Mitch McClure: Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!

Taglines

 * Keeping this family together isn't child's play!


 * Does this look like a movie that could give you bad dreams?


 * The return of the happy ending.

Cast

 * Doris Day - Abby McClure
 * Brian Keith - Jake Iverson
 * Pat Corrall - Maxine Scott
 * Barbara Hershey - Stacey Iverson
 * George Carlin - Herbie Fleck
 * Alice Ghostley - Molly
 * Jamie Farr - Jo Jo
 * Herb Voland - Harry Scott
 * Elaine Devry - Cleo Ruskin