Wonka (film)

Wonka is a 2023 musical fantasy film featuring Willy Wonka who goes from a young adult selling chocolate in a small shop to an eccentric genius known all over the world.
 *  Directed by Paul King. Written by and King, based on characters created by Roald Dahl.

Discover how Willy became… Wonka. Taglines

Willy Wonka

 * Huh.
 * I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification.
 * I know things haven't been easy for you. They're going to get better.
 * Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka.
 * So you're the funny, little man who's been following me.
 * I guess it's time to change the world.
 * Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!

Lofty

 * I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa.
 * In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude.
 * I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see.
 * Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate.
 * You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do.
 * Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
 * [sings] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a tragic tale for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
 * [sings] Oompa-loompa loompadee dee. I'm not in premium economy!

Noodle

 * Read the small print.
 * What are we gonna do, Willy?
 * A double huh.
 * You sure can be silly, Willy.
 * The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That's the way of the world.

Others

 * Father Julius: You know what you've done, Julius. You've sold your soul for thirty pieces of chocolate.

Dialogue

 * Noodle: The greedy beat the needy, Willy. That's the way of the world.
 * Wonka: Well, I guess there's only one thing to do.
 * Noodle: What's that?
 * Wonka: Change the world.

Taglines

 * Discover how Willy became… Wonka.
 * Every good thing in this world started with a dream.

Cast

 * Timothée Chalamet -
 * Colin O'Brien (young)


 * - Noodle


 * - Chief-of-Police


 * - Arthur Slugworth


 * - Prodnose


 * - Ficklegrubber


 * - Mrs. Wonka: Willy's mother


 * Rowan Atkinson - Father Julius


 * Jim Carter - Abacus Crunch


 * - Piper Benz


 * - Mrs. Scrubbit


 * Hugh Grant - Lofty, an Oompa-Loompa


 * - Larry Chucklesworth


 * - Lottie Bell


 * Tom Davis - Bleacher


 * - Officer Affable


 * - Basil


 * - Barbara


 * - Gwennie


 * - The Countess


 * - Ship Captain


 * - Dorothy Smith


 * - Fruit and Veg Vendor


 * - Colin


 * - Sinister Ship Captain