Y Tu Mamá También

Y Tu Mamá También (English: And Your Mother Too) is a 2001 film, set in Mexico, in which two teenage boys and an attractive older woman embark on a road trip and learn a thing or two about life, friendship, sex, and each other.
 * Directed by Alfonso Cuarón. Written by Carlos Cuarón and Alfonso Cuarón.

Luisa Cortés

 * Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.


 * Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!


 * Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!

Julio Zapata

 * Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.

Narrator

 * Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.

Dialogue

 * Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
 * Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?


 * Jano: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
 * Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.
 * Jano: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
 * Tenoch: When do you begin?
 * Jano': Have you read my book already?
 * Tenoch: I read the critics.
 * Jano: Critics are a bunch of assholes.


 * Julio: Traveling is really cool.
 * Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.


 * Silvia: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here.
 * Saba: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere.


 * Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
 * Julio: Once, we were really wasted.
 * Tenoch: When did you do it?
 * Julio: I don't know.
 * Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
 * Julio: When you went to Lake Tahoe.
 * Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
 * Julio: She was sick
 * Tenoch: Where did you do it?
 * Julio: I don't know
 * Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know, asshole?
 * Julio: I think it was in a party.
 * Tenoch: What party asshole?
 * Julio: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
 * Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
 * Julio: [laughs] I think so!
 * Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at, fucker? Don't laugh, faggot!


 * Tenoch: Me too.
 * Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
 * Tenoch: Julio! Me too, faggot!
 * Julio: You too what?
 * Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
 * Luisa: What?
 * Julio: That's not true! When?
 * Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert.
 * Julio: Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
 * Tenoch: In my house.
 * Julio: In your house, asshole?
 * Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!


 * Tenoch: Did she blow you?
 * Julio: [looks away] Of course not man!
 * Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blow you?
 * Julio: No.
 * Tenoch: Did you blow her? You fucking pig!
 * Julio: Of course not, c'mon!
 * Tenoch: Did she come?
 * Julio: How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
 * Tenoch: Did she like it?
 * Julio: I don't know
 * Tenoch: Did you like it, asshole?
 * Julio: No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it! [pause] Dude, I wanted to tell you.
 * Tenoch: [shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! You fucked up me! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
 * Julio: Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
 * Tenoch: An accident? [angrily] You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fuck her! You don't fuck her!
 * Julio: [shyly] Right... right.


 * Julio: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
 * Tenoch: [laughing] I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
 * Julio: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!

Cast

 * Maribel Verdú - Luisa Cortés
 * Gael García Bernal - Julio Zapata
 * Diego Luna - Tenoch Iturbide
 * Diana Bracho - Silvia Allende de Iturbide
 * Andrés Almeida - Diego "Saba" Madero
 * Ana López Mercado - Ana Morelos
 * Nathan Grinberg - Manuel Huerta
 * Verónica Langer - María Eugenia Calles de Huerta
 * María Aura - Cecilia Huerta
 * Juan Carlos Remolina - Alejandro "Jano" Montes de Oca
 * Daniel Giménez Cacho - Narrator