Yakkity Yak

Yakkity Yak (2003) is an Australian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian.

Hypnotic Yak

 * [First lines]
 * Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name.
 * Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever!


 * [Last lines]
 * Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!"
 * Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!"

As the Worm Turns

 * Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off)

3 Cheers for Penelope

 * Penelope: You're offering me your assistance?
 * Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity.

Dial-a-Yak

 * Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?"
 * Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-"
 * [Clock Tower tolls]
 * Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!"

Darn-It Dog

 * [First lines]
 * [As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up]
 * Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing?
 * Yakkity Yak: (pulls mail out) I'm expecting a message!

Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake!

 * Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity.
 * Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!"

The 10% Solution

 * Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12!
 * Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders!
 * Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight.
 * [As Lemony jumps]
 * Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key

3 Minutes and Funny

 * [Repeated line]
 * Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!"

Nature Calls

 * Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
 * [The birthday kids glare at him]
 * Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw?

Fount Onion

 * Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail?
 * Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool.
 * Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool!
 * Lemony:You Do?
 * Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't.
 * Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles.
 * Lemony: Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast!

Rondo Reversal

 * Coach: Stop right there, mister. I saw what you did to that poor defenseless weakling!
 * Yakkity: Am I in trouble?
 * Coach: Of course not! You're on the football team. I could use a tough guy like you.
 * Rondo: What about me?
 * Coach: Put a sweater on. You're gonna catch a cold.

Daddy Uh-Ohs

 * Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame."

Home School

 * Host: Your answer, please?
 * Yakkity: Uhhh...okay, okay...uhhh...the Queen of England? [wrong buzzer sounds]
 * Host: No. The atmosphere of Mars is NOT composed of the Queen of England.