Year One (film)

Year One is a 2009 comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jack Black and Michael Cera, and features Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Hank Azaria. The film was released in North America on June 19, 2009 by Columbia Pictures. Meet your ancestors (taglines)

Dialogue

 * [from trailer]
 * Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
 * Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.


 * [from trailer]
 * [a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]
 * Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.


 * [from trailer]
 * [Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge ]
 * Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something!
 * Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
 * Zed: Pass. Next question.
 * Oh: Where do babies come from?
 * Zed: Pass. Next question.
 * Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
 * Zed: In the form of a question!
 * Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
 * Zed: Correct!


 * [from trailer]
 * Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?
 * Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]
 * Oh: I feel like a bird!


 * Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.


 * Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
 * Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!


 * high priest: rub me with oil
 * oh: with my hands?
 * high priest: no with your nutsack, of course with your hands.

Taglines

 * Meet your ancestors
 * This June Evolution Begins

Cast

 * Jack Black - Zed
 * Michael Cera - Oh
 * Olivia Wilde - Princess Inanna
 * June Diane Raphael - Maya
 * David Cross - Cain
 * Gabriel Sunday - Seth
 * Paul Rudd - Abel
 * Juno Temple - Eema
 * Matthew J. Willig - Marlak
 * Horatio Sanz - Enmebaragesi
 * Oliver Platt - High Priest
 * Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Issac
 * Eden Riegel - Lilith
 * Hank Azaria - Abraham
 * Bill Hader - Shaman
 * Vinnie Jones - Sargon
 * Harold Ramis - Adam
 * Rhoda Griffis - Eve
 * Xander Berkeley - The King
 * Gia Carides - The Queen
 * Paul Scheer - Bricklayer
 * David Pasquesi - Prime Minister
 * Kyle Gass - Zaftig the Eunuch
 * Marshall Manesh - Slave Trader
 * Bryan Massey - New Guard