Yellowbeard

Yellowbeard is a 1983 comedy about the search for the hidden treasure belong to the infamous pirate, Yellowbeard. Although imprisoned, Yellowbeard is allowed to escape so that he may lead the Navy to the location of his treasure.
 * Directed by Mel Damski. Written by Graham Chapman, Peter Cook, Bernard McKenna, and David Sherlock.

Yellowbeard

 * Professor Death! Professor Rape!
 * Stagger, Stagger, Crawl, Crawl, Crawl.

Dialogue

 * Harvey "Blind" Pew: I may be blind, but I've got acute 'earing.
 * Commander Clement: I'm not interested in your jewelry, cloth-eyes.



Cast

 * Graham Chapman - Captain Yellowbeard
 * Peter Boyle - Mr. Moon
 * Richard "Cheech" Marin - El Segundo
 * Tommy Chong - El Nebuloso
 * Peter Cook - Lord Percy Lambourn
 * Marty Feldman - Gilbert (final role)
 * Martin Hewitt - Dan
 * Michael Hordern - Dr. Gilpin
 * Eric Idle - Commander Clement
 * Madeline Kahn - Betty
 * James Mason - Captain Hughes
 * John Cleese - Harvey "Blind" Pew
 * Kenneth Mars - Mr. Crisp and Verdugo
 * Spike Milligan - Flunkie
 * Stacey Nelkin - Triola
 * Nigel Planer - Mansell
 * Susannah York - Lady Churchill
 * Beryl Reid - Lady Lambourn
 * Ferdinand "Ferdy" Mayne - Mr. Beamish
 * John Francis - Chaplain
 * Peter Bull - Queen Anne (final role)
 * Bernard Fox - Tarbuck
 * Ronald Lacey - Man with Parrot
 * Greta Blackburn - Mister Prostitute
 * Nigel Stock - Admiral
 * Kenneth Danziger - Mr. Martin
 * Monte Landis - Prison Guard
 * Richard Wren - Pirate
 * Gillian Eaton - Rosie
 * Bernard McKenna - Askey
 * John Dair - Big John
 * Carlos Romano - Priest
 * Álvaro Carcaño - Beggar
 * Leopoldo Frances - Helmsman
 * Ava Harela - Flower Girl
 * Garry O'Neill - Sergeant of the Marines
 * David Bowie - The Shark (uncredited)
 * Carlos East - Swashbuckler (uncredited)
 * Michael Mileham - The Coxan (uncredited)
 * George Lane Cooper - (uncredited/unknown role)