Yogi Bear (film)

Yogi Bear is a 2010 3D live-action/CGI film about a documentary filmmaker who travels to Jellystone Park to shoot a project and soon crosses paths with Yogi Bear, his sidekick Boo-Boo and Ranger Smith.
 * Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Brad Copeland, Joshua Sternin, and Jeffrey Ventimilia, based on the Hanna-Barbera cartoon series The Yogi Bear Show.

Please do not feed the bears.(taglines)

Yogi Bear

 * It's because I'm smarter than the average bear!
 * Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir.
 * I'm so smart and it hurts.
 * Did you check the safety manual!
 * I wonder if he noticed the pie.
 * This is your captain speaking. We'll reach our turtle target in about 2 minutes.

Boo-Boo

 * [after he and Yogi hear Ranger Smith coming] It's Mr. Ranger!

Ranger Smith

 * Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.

Mayor Brown

 * You think I care about what the law says? Hmm? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle?" Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No. I care about power, you pinheads! And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.

Narrator

 * [first lines] Jellystone Park. One of the nation's oldest and most beautiful stretches of wilderness. For years, families have headed out from the busy city, eager to enjoy a little camping, fishing, and, of course, observing the park's natural wildlife. (I think.)
 * [closing lines] Ah, yes, Jellystone Park. A wonderful little piece of paradise, where families come and soak up the tranquility of nature. It's a place that-- [suddenly, some bushes rustle] Huh? [each of the picnic tables get dragged away by each rope attached to them] Never mind.

Dialogue

 * [As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
 * Yogi: Hang on, Boo Boo!
 * Boo-Boo: What do we do now?
 * Yogi: Did you check the safety manual!
 * Boo-Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!
 * [They scream]
 * Yogi: We've gotta deject, Boo!
 * Boo-Boo: Don't you mean eject?
 * Yogi: Eject is up. Deject is down.


 * Rachel: I've heard you unusual brown bear.
 * Smith: Brown bear?
 * Rachel: When they talk it so rare.
 * Smith: Not that I can think of.
 * Rachel: I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.
 * Yogi: I smell PB and J.
 * [He falls down over the edge of the building]


 * Yogi: Kick it, Boo-Boo!
 * Boo-Boo: Kicking it.


 * Smith: We got a bear disturbance.
 * Jones: All unit lock the park. I repeat lock down the park.
 * Smith: You know, I am the other ranger here, right?


 * Smith: No, look, Yogi, we've been over this many times. Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food.
 * Yogi: I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo-Boo and I would never think disturbing a family's pic-a-nic.


 * Boo-Boo: Yogi, your cape!
 * Yogi: I know, it is magnificent.
 * Boo-Boo: And on fire!


 * Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
 * Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
 * Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
 * Yogi: I think we can take care of that.


 * Announcer: And here's what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!
 * [Smith plugs the confession to the big screen]
 * Mayor: You think I care about what the law says?
 * [The Mayor and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces]
 * Mayor: Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? No.
 * [The crowd gets angry and begin to riot]
 * Mayor: I care about power, you pinheads! Nobody knows this turtle exists. And nobody ever will.
 * [The Chief of Staff runs over to the guards]
 * Chief of Staff: There's about to be a riot out there! I need you out front!
 * [The guards run to the scene]
 * Mayor: [actual] Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. That was not real. Trust me, there is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle.
 * [Turtle's frog-like tongue plunges onto the Mayor, who is nervous and shocked]
 * Mayor: He's right next to me, isn't he? OK.

From movie posters

 * Life's a pic-a-nic.
 * Please do not feed the bears.
 * All great things come in Bears.

Closing

 * No bears were harmed in the making of this movie.

Cast

 * Dan Aykroyd — Voice of Yogi Bear
 * Justin Timberlake — Voice of Boo-Boo
 * Anna Faris — Rachel
 * Tom Cavanagh — Ranger Smith
 * T.J. Miller — Ranger Jones
 * Nate Corddry — The Chief of Staff
 * Andrew Daly — Mayor Brown
 * Josh Robert Thompson — Narrator