Yours, Mine and Ours (2005 film)

Yours, Mine and Ours is a 2005 film starring Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo. Directed by Raja Gosnell, it was released on November 23, 2005 and is a remake on the 1968 film of the same name, starring Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda.

Quotes
[first lines]
 * Frank: Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
 * Ethan: Move it! Move it! Move it!
 * Frank: That means you too, Ethan. Head ashore, Sailor.
 * Ethan: Aye-aye sir! Head ashore!


 * Marisa, Bina: Mo-om!
 * Helen: What?
 * Marisa, Bina: He's painting our roses again!
 * Dylan: [after being tattled spray painting the twins' roses] It's art.
 * Jimi: You can't call it art unless you have talent.


 * [The Beardsley kids and North kids are unpacking and settling into their new lighthouse home.]
 * Lau: [to Michael] Hey! What's that badge for? It's pretty cool.
 * Michael: [grins] Animal skinning. [polishes his knife]
 * Lau: Mom! [Jimi and Michael make faces at each other]
 * William: Done!
 * Dylan: You have an illness. [Dylan spray paints the walls]
 * William: Whoa, what are you doing?
 * Dylan: It's called decorating.
 * William: No, that's called vandalism. Whatever.
 * [Christina and Phoebe have to share their room]
 * Christina/Phoebe: No way. [Mick walks in with Fiona, and a cellphone ringing is heard]
 * Christina: Hey, where's my cellphone?
 * ''[It's shown that Fiona swallowed Christina's cellphone]
 * Christina: You are so dead.
 * Mick: She's just a pig!
 * Christina: Not the pig. You!
 * Mick: Uh-oh. [Christina angrily chases Mick] Mom, the cheerleader's after me!


 * Jimi: Now, put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best, let me hear you say "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly! The other team is...
 * Michael: Smelly!
 * Jimi: They're quaking like they're...
 * Harry: Jelly!
 * Bina, Marisa: We've got sisters from...
 * Bina, Marisa: New Delhii!
 * Jimi, Michael, Harry, Bina, Marisa, Dylan, Christina, Pheobe, Naoko, Joni: Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly! The other team is smelly! They's quaking like they're jelly! We got sisters from New Delhi!
 * Jimi: Go, Kelly!


 * Frank: William, what have you got there?
 * William: Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
 * Frank: [asked his eldest son, William of what he is holding of entering in their new home] Outsanding!
 * William: One, two.

 [just ending his speech at the lighthouse]
 * William: It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation. But if we want out, we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.


 * Dylan: Mom gets married, we get drafted.


 * Ethan: Need more chocolate.


 * Christina: [to Phoebe] You did NOT just splatter me with paint.
 * Phoebe: [annoyed]What are you talking about?


 * Kelly: Get the camera away from me.
 * Naoko: But I'm capturing the vèritè of life at sea.
 * Harry: How about capturing my fist in your face? [Naoko pushes Harry] Hey.

Cast

 * Dennis Quaid - Frank Beardsley
 * Rene Russo - Helen North
 * Sean Faris - William Beardsley
 * Danielle Panabaker - Phoebe North
 * Katija Pevec - Christina Beardsley
 * Drake Bell - Dylan North
 * Lil' JJ - Jimi North
 * Dean Collins - Harry Beardsley
 * Miki Ishikawa - Naoko North
 * Miranda Cosgrove - Joni North
 * Tyler Patrick Jones - Michael Beardsley
 * Haley Ramm - Kelly Beardsley
 * Slade Pearce - Mick North
 * Andrew Vo - Lau North
 * Brecken Palmer - Ely Beardsley
 * Bridger Palmer - Otter Beardsley
 * Jennifer Habib - Bina North
 * Jessica Habib - Marisa North
 * Nicholas Roget-King - Aldo North
 * Ty Panitz - Ethan Beardsley
 * Rip Torn - Commandet Admiral Sherman
 * Linda Hunt - Mrs. Munion
 * Jerry O'Connell - Max Algrant
 * David Koechner - Captain Darrell Edwards