Zork: Grand Inquisitor

Zork: Grand Inquisitor is a 360-degree point-and-click videogame from Activision.

Dialogue

 * Man on PA: In a hypothetical universe of purely good things and bad things, totemization would be near the bottom of the list of desirable things.


 * Dalboz of Gurth, the Dungeon Master: I shall call you ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, culturally ambiguous, adventurer person. AFGNCAAP for short.


 * Dalboz of Gurth, the Dungeon Master: Your sword is blowing glue. Wait, let me try that again, your sword is glowing blue